You either die lightly toasted, or live long enough to become the toaster.
Polyamory?
Pfft! More like:
Poly-OhMyGod why do we have 10 loads of laundry?!-amory.
Poly-Damn none of us remembered to go grocery shopping-amory.
Poly-I have 3 sets of feet in my face-amory.
Poly-Who took my favourite pair of underwear-amory.
Poly - why is it a million degrees in here- amory.
Poly-there’s still no one who wants to clean the dishes-amory
Poly-fuck did i tell this person i have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?-amory
Poly-seriously stop taking all my blankets both of you-amory
Poly-these are not my socks why are they on my floor-amory
Poly-but it was MY turn to take a shower-amory
Poly-someday we will have a bed we can all fit in comfortably but until then it’s squish in or the floor-amory
Poly-oh god you got sick now we’re all gonna get it-amory
Poly-I never needed a day planner before this-amory
Poly-when did we get so many socks-amory
Poly-shove two beds together and call it good-amory
Poly-how do we go through forks so fast-amory
Poly-who ate my leftovers fess up-amory
Poly-I love these dorks I wouldn’t change anything-amory
I love this post
Anonymous asked:
How far have you gone with a guy?
perks-of-being-chinese answered:
i went to canada with my dad once
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
